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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Hamare Jhagde- Story By Neelesh Misra-Band Called Nine

Rewind-Nine Lost Memories

WARNING :-Read Further only if you have read the earlier stories-
 CANTEEN KI MEJ And PYAR KA MONSOON

Shaadi ho gayi,Na uske mummy papa shaadi me aaye,Na mere.
Baat dil todne waali thi,unke liye bhi,aur hamare liye bhi.
Raato-Raat jaise kisi pahuche huye karigar ne,
Hum sab ke ird-gird dard ki deeware khadi kar di ho.
Kaash!! Deewar nahi hoti,
Kaash!! Dard ka koi aaena hota,
Kaash!! Hum doosre ke dil ki takleef bhi utni hi shiddat se samajh sakte,
Jitni apni.

Shaadi ka reception ded hajaar(1,500) rupaiye mahine wale,
1 room apartment me 6 dosto ke saath huya.
Zari wali Banarasi Saaree pehne na koi chachi thi,na maami.
Na gusse me tamtamaate huye papa yeh kehte ki-Abhi Tak Tent Wala Kyu Nahi Aaya?
Na badi badi Dulha-Dulhan ki kursiyaan.
Na Sangeet,Na Dholak,Na Shehnaayi.
Aur boss,Catering ke naam pe Bas dher saari Biryaani,Shahi Paneer aur Coca-Cola.

Sharab me happy drunk ek yaar ne kaha-GURU,Teri Life ka Fixed Deposit to ho gaya,
Mera to Abtak account hi nahi khula.

2 saal beet gaye,Hamare account me bhi kuch paise aa gaye the,
Maruti le li.
Promotion huya,Mobile phone bhi mil gaya daftar se.
Phir ek chota sa-khoobsoorat sa-apna sa ghar khareed liya.
Diwali pe greh-pravesh huya.
Mummy papa ki kami bahut mehsoos huyi,
Par phone utha ke wo ek number dial nahi kar paya.
Gusse me,Gusse me hum kitne battameej ho jate hai,Nahi.
Aur Naraajgi aur Ego,Rishtoo ke sabse bade dushman hote hai Na.

Naraajgi aur Ego hum dono ke beech me bhi aane lagi thi,
Wo mujhe aksar yaad dilati thi ki,
Usne mere liye sab kuch chodd diya tha.
Mai palat ke kehta-Afsos kar rahi ho kya?
Wo BomBay wala Rishta hi acha tha,Yahi soch rahi ho kya?
Wo kehti-Maine tumse jyada negative insaan aaj tak nahi dekha.
Kya tum din-bhar jhagadne ke naye naye bahane sochte rehte ho,
aur shaam ko mujhpe try karte ho.

Par Hamare Saare Jhagde Expiry Date ke saath aate the,
Wo ladti,Darwaaja Slam karke chali jaati,
Main ghanto gusse me,apne kop-bhavan me,
Computer ke saamne baitha rehta.
Phir dheere se,doosre kamre me usko Sms karta-
I AM SORRY BABY!!

Wo aati, halke se muskurati,aur peeche se mujhe thaam ke kehti-
ULLU!!
Yeh sach tha,hamare beech chahe jitne darwaaje slam huye ho,
Uske baawjood bhi,main abhi bhi wahi tha-
Usse roottha,use manata,der tak uske sang jaagta.
ULLU.
You can hear the story in the voice of Neelesh Misra Here

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